I admitted in another life* to loving bananas for the perfectly packaged and tasty treats that they are.
However, today I must give a wag of the finger to bananas for the weird stringy bits** that cling to the crevices after you peel the skin. I usually try to pull most of them off, but today I was overly lackadaisical in my efforts and ended up choking on a tangled bunch of flossy banana thong underwear. Actually, it was like a mouthful of fruit pubes.
WHERE ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED HAIRLESS BANANAS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?
* Or another blog.
** Apparently, they have a name: phloem bundles. SEXY.
The depths to which you'll delve to gross me the eff out is astounding. Really.
ReplyDeletei do my best with the grossness life gives me. *shrugs*
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