Wendy: Hey, do you want to go snowshoeing this weekend?
Me: Do you think I can?
Wendy: You mean like are you physically able? What do you mean? It's just like hiking, only you're wearing snowshoes. Of course you can do it.
Me: But will I fall behind and get eaten by snow wolves?
Wendy: You'll be fine. You're going on that hike tonight, aren't you?
Me: Yes...but I'm afraid I'm going to fall behind and get eaten by regular wolves.
Wendy: Seeing as it's a full moon, wouldn't you probably get eaten by werewolves?
Me: Oh God. One more thing to be worried about!
* Just to clarify, in this conversation, I am the Village Idiot.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
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